Jesus! Christ! Christmas! A Man To Pet!! Panto 2023! Twas the morning after Christmas...

Regular price $85.00

Tax included.

Our annual Panto returns...


Jesús? Lēsous?..Christ?..Christmas?...

A Man To Pet’s fervent cries reverberated across the lands.

Twas the morning after Christmas and the Kingdom a ‘woke’ to a splattering of news of a very important missing baby..


Amuse-Bouche A Man to Pet


Kale and Roasted Cauliflower Salad with Red Onion, Feta Cheese, Golden Raisins, Pine Nuts and Roasted Lemon Dressing


Rare Roast Beef w/ Horseradish Creme Fraiche

or Trio of Roasted Mushroom Wellington       'v'

Brussel Sprout Colcannon, Glazed Carrots and Spiced Red Cabbage     'v'


Warm Chocolate Brownie w/ Red Cherry Ooze and Cream


£65 Half a bottle of wine pp included


50% deposit payable upon booking...


Thursday 7th December 8.00 or 8.15pm last few!

Friday 8th December 8.00 or 8.15pm table of 4!

Saturday 9th December 8.00 or 8.15pm 6 tickets left!

Wednesday 13th December 8.00 or 8.15pm SOLD OUT!

Thursday 14th December 8.00 or 8.15pm SOLD OUT

Friday 15th December 8.00 or 8.15pm SOLD OUT!

Saturday 16th December 8.00 or 8.15pm SOLD OUT!

Sunday 17th December 7.00 or 7.15 extra night added!

Wednesday 20th December 8.00 or 8.15pm 20 left! 

Thursday 21st December 8.00 or 8.15pm SOLD OUT!


Please advise of any vegetarians or vegans and dietaries in your party.

Any dates not listed drop us a note for a private booking of over 50 guests :)

Venue is..

Open House Hackney 

5 Prince Edward Rd, London E9 5LX

Just around the corner from Hackney Wick Station




Email with your chosen date and time. 50% deposit taken upon booking, the rest payable at the event.

Parties of 50 or more looking for private events on dates not listed... drop us a hair pin!

Event will be held at OpenHouseHackney, a heels throw from Hackney Wick Station. Moments on the Overground from Highbury and Islington or Stratford Undergrounds.