Xmas Panto! Dinner! Wine! Drag! December 2022, Hackney Wick

Regular price £65.00

Tax included.

The Queen is dead.
The £ is low.
Expensive electricity hangs a heavy cloud over the city.
The Christmas lights are cancelled.
A Man To Pet sits by candlelight, 
her Ruby heeled feet warmed by a Matalan throw.
A quilled pen frantically scribbles...

Sketching out a show stopping Greek Xmas Panto,

...of immense hilarious proportions!

Behind a Pale Blue Door, on a night in the not so far Eastern distance.
The magnificent depression has laid the surrounding city silent.
If you follow the stars, the whiff of male sweat will drive you forth.
The promise of love drives you on.
With furtive looks you knock 96 times,
a heavily lacquered hand reaches out.
Light love and laughter spill out into the night air,
before the city falls back into its slumber,
only turning slightly in its cold and guilty bed.


Amuse-Bouche A Man to Pet


Winter Salad of Shaved Brussel-Muscle-s-Prouts, Beetroot w/ Cranberry Balsamic Vinaigrette and Feta Cheese (ve- omit cheese)


Rare Roasted Top;side of Beef w/ Pink Peppercorn Sauce


Nuts-Cracked n Roasted Love-Life-Loaf w/ Pinker Peppercorn Sauce (ve)

Horse-Radish Mary's Piper Mash (ve)

XXXMas Rouged Cabbage, Spiced n Nice (ve)

Glitzy Glazed Carrots (ve)

Crimbo Crumble with Coconut Custard (ve)

Half a bottle of wine included per person 


Thursday 1st December 
Friday 2nd December
Saturday 3rd December

Thursday 8th December 
Friday 9th December SOLD OUT
Saturday 10th December LAST SPOTS

Wednesday 14th December
Thursday 15th December
Friday 16th December LAST SPOTS
Saturday 17th December LAST SPOTS

Wednesday 21st December
Thursday 22nd December

...all at 8 or 8.15pm, please advise of preference if any.

Email thepalebluedoor@gmail.com with your chosen date and time. 50% deposit taken upon booking, the rest payable at the event.

Parties of 50 or more looking for private events on dates not listed... drop us a hair pin!

Event will be held at OpenHouseHackney, a heels throw from Hackney Wick Station. Moments on the Overground from Highbury and Islington or Stratford Undergrounds.

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To enquire about dates and for more info, call 07476 818141 or email thehorneckercentre@gmail.com